Saturday, August 21, 2004

Seriously dude... it's only 4:30?!?

Another fabulously dull Saturday afternoon at the shop. If there were a brick around, I would consider hitting my noggin with it repeatedly.

Things that are bothering me today:
smoothies
the phrase: chai tea latte
“granadas”
removing the tinfoil tabs off of rectangular shaped beverage containers
twenty dollar bills
people who have to pee
cooing couples
the cruel lack of bricks at the coffee shop
mail
this request: decaf
it being sunny outside

I’m gonna go look on the world wide web for ancient tribal dances, potions and rituals that are believed to help facilitate the sale of coffee shops now.

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