Today is Pretend You Are From Outer Space Day!
Yay!
Inspired by Invader Zim!
He is an alien invader who, like most alien invaders, wishes to take over Earth through a string of evil plots and hijackings.
Also, like many alien invaders, he is petite.
Here are fun facts about Invader Zim:
• He like waffles that have waffles in them!
• He has a dog that isn’t really a dog named Gir.
• He calls money “earth monies.”
• He occasionally sports a name tag that says “Human” on it.
• He has an “I HEART EARTH!” sign in his front yard.
• He asks people things like this: “In the event of, say, a full scale invasion, how prepared would you say this planet’s defenses would be?”
• His understanding of human biology is smallish and adorable: “You can't keep your eyes closed forever! You have to breathe sometime!”
Being from outer space myself (just for today) I have come up with my own list of words to describe common earth items for my fellow invaders:
• head = brain bag
• home = earth shelter
• car = motorized automobile car
• children = underdeveloped earthinoid beings
• pets = underspecies companion slaves
• food = nourishment pellets
These from my pollyblog pal and companion alien invader, Jason:
• cat = apathy creature
• bus = motorized crowd organizer
• sushi = smelly sustenance
• sitcoms = timely hilarity
• slippers = furry foot wear
• paper towels = roll of sponge
Coming Soon: More from my partners in earthly misdeeds!
Make your own list, er, your own stacked pile of thinked thoughts! It’s fun!
Now on to two important side notes:
#1. Apparently this has been on the box since 1978 (thanks, Internet!) but today was the first day I realized that Frosted Flakes are actually Frosted Flakes Of Corn. I had no idea. Probably because it's written all small under the 1000 point sized "Frosted Flakes."
#2. I came home from a babysitting interview feeling rather hungry and lo and behold, :A: was making dinner for all of us. It was like a present! I couldn’t have been more happy to smell supper smells than I was just then and to top it off it was delicious :A:-A-Roni with cheese. Happiness!
3 comments:
My Aunt, who many believe is from outer space, sometimes refers to a straw as a "vacuum assisted drinking apparatus"
Corn? Well, corn is better that cardboard. I love frosted flakes, except sometimes their jagged edges tear into my mouth-roof and it hurts.
Also, Honey Smacks? Contains NO HONEY.
This world disturbs me a wee bit. And why is a frog shilling honey smacks of puffed corn anyway?
dammit, I missed pretend you are from outer space day!
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